1. swarnpert:

    taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

    (via notoriouslywitty)

     
  2. (Source: mexicanist, via lily-cats)

     

  3. silentshivers:

    literally how does anyone not believe in aliens

    are u really so anthropocentric that you think there are millions and billions and trillions of light years of the ever expanding universe but we’re the only life to possibly exist smh

    (via breadmaakesyoufat)

     
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  7. dogwithhat:

    My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
    Why is he so angry

    (via notoriouslywitty)

     
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  9. oroxine:

    poyzn:

    There is someone out there for everybody.

    It just might be a goose.

    (via love-and-r0ckets)

     
  10. blheed:

    dark pale ft glow

    (Source: fuckyeahjapanandkorea, via lily-cats)

     
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